Child 1: What's your favorite kind of dog?
Child 2: A Hotdog
Teacher - "Maria, would you come up to the board and point out America please?"
*Maria goes up to the board and points at America*
Teacher - "Very good! Now anybody know who dicovered America?"
Kids - "Maria!!!"
Teacher - Dorothy, what did you write your report on? Dorothy - A piece of paper.
Child 1: Why a math book unhappy?
Child 2: Because it has a lot of problems!
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